[Nash]

[Selan p]

Hey where's the boys =<
Oh but those come in even more annoying varieties, like the "guy who carries free hugs signs and then hugs too tightly just to get girls' boobs squished against him" and "guy who follows you around trying to impress you with his geek knowledge".

Anyway, I'd date the fanartist.
Provided s/he doesn't draw anything dumb.

[weasel]

Amazingly enough, after examining all the options available, I found myself preferring the Moralfag. I've dealt with the Hikikomori before...it wasn't pleasant. All the girl wanted to do was send me random animated GIFs under the pretense that "they look just like me! lol". =P

[commodorejohn]

Of the types I have personal experience with (albeit not relationship experience with) I actually find the Irritating White Japanophile the least annoying, surprisingly enough. Plus, cat ears <3

[Lachesis]

The Gamer, Batshit Insane Bisexual Lolicon, Quiet /a/ Lurker, or Fanfiction Writer are probably the only types I could even stand, or possibly even a Gothic Lolita if there's a sans-cutting edition. Though I see myself in ten years ending up with a Moralfag, wondering what the hell happened. :-(

[Ando]

I can't even conceptualize a Batshit Insane Bisexual Lolicon, but that's probably the one that would intrigue me the most.

[Nash]

Selan p, on Mar 3 2009, 08:36 PM, said:

Hey where's the boys =<
Oh but those come in even more annoying varieties, like the "guy who carries free hugs signs and then hugs too tightly just to get girls' boobs squished against him" and "guy who follows you around trying to impress you with his geek knowledge".

Anyway, I'd date the fanartist.
Provided s/he doesn't draw anything dumb.

selan i would have put the male version too but it's drawn like crap lol

[Dr Lancer-X]

"none of the above".

[scorch3000]

lmao, those are so funny.

[Pyro1588]

um, fanfiction writer? i used to be one/kinda still am...

[Selan p]

Haha, I'll take the grammar nazi guy then. We can fix grammatical mistakes together. =B
Or the "so ronery" guy. But maybe that's just me wanting to give him hugs out of pity =X He looks so sad.

[Wervyn]

The one for chix is funnier and better put together all around. Whoever put the male animefag archetypes sheet together departed from actual deconstruction of stereotypes into "let's make funny jokes that aren't actually funny" territory. Anyway I'd probably hook up with Quiet Lurker if anyone. Most personality similarity, and the most likely crippling personality flaw to be present is haughty egocentrism. Just like me!

"Oh Nash, you card!"

[Ando]

While we are on the subject, is it even fucking possible for females to be lolicons? After all my years on the internet I've always gathered that it was a male-exclusive thing. Then again I'm a /jp/ regular so that might explain things a little bit.

[Dr Lancer-X]

Ando, on Mar 5 2009, 05:08 AM, said:

Then again I'm a /jp/ regular so that might explain things a little bit.

yeah yeah shut up athens

[djtiesto]

I'd pick the Gamer, but considering my history, I'd probably end up getting into a (doomed) relationship with the Moralfag, or with a pump-and-dump of the Fat Yaoi Fangirl.

[Seventh Shade]

Why am I at an anime con looking for a date? What the hell is going on? How did my life go so wrong?

[Val]

Man I know a group of Fat Yaoi Fangirls and it's like Ugh;

anyway I'd most likely go with batshit insane bisexual lolicon or quiet /a/ lurker just because obvious.

Although is fanfiction writer wearing a Gurren Lagann shirt??????

[Mr. Apol]

guys i am dating a violence loving super dyke and it is working out pretty well

[Mr. Apol]

selan advice: pepper spray every person who carries a free hugs sign

[Mr. Apol]

Ando, on Mar 4 2009, 01:08 PM, said:

While we are on the subject, is it even fucking possible for females to be lolicons? After all my years on the internet I've always gathered that it was a male-exclusive thing. Then again I'm a /jp/ regular so that might explain things a little bit.

fyi the fetish is called shotacon

i wouldn't suggest googling it, but i'm not your dad

[barbarian]

whoever has the biggest tits

(not the fat one tho)

[Mr. Apol]

djtiesto, on Mar 4 2009, 05:38 PM, said:

I'd pick the Gamer, but considering my history, I'd probably end up getting into a (doomed) relationship with the Moralfag, or with a pump-and-dump of the Fat Yaoi Fangirl.

luke pump-and-dump is my new favorite phrase ever

[Mr. Apol]

barbarian my girlfriend has huge violence loving tits

[Goshi]

Fanfic writer. Even though I'm not much of a fan of fanfics, they're easier to converse with. This from experience mind you, one my friends has a fanfic writer as a girlfriend >_>

[Dr Lancer-X]

Goshi, on Mar 6 2009, 04:19 PM, said:

Fanfic writer. Even though I'm not much of a fan of fanfics, they're easier to converse with. This from experience mind you, one my friends has a fanfic writer as a girlfriend >_>

she would make you read it, you realise

Anyway TBH I find the moralfag easily the most detestable out of all of these, but she might be fun to corrupt.

Mr. Apol, on Mar 5 2009, 12:39 PM, said:

fyi the fetish is called shotacon

i wouldn't suggest googling it, but i'm not your dad

since 2005 or so it seems that there's been a sort of mini-craze of shota protagonists in (normal BxG) eroges.
i typically find this rather disturbing because they tend to shriek louder than the girls do in the sex scenes. luckily, since 2005 most eroges have had individual character mute buttons. perhaps this evolution came about to balance the whole shota protag thing

[zzo38]

I generally don't go out with anyone, except sometimes as a group. And I don't date someone. I like Akagi manga, I buy it at HALF MOON store, does that make me faggots? I don't think so.

[Ando]

I don't understand the allure of "pump-and-dump".

I mean I would only give a girl my wiener if I loved her.

I'm also 25 and still a virgin. I don't know if that ties into anything, or not.

[djtiesto]

Ando, on Mar 6 2009, 07:03 PM, said:

I don't understand the allure of "pump-and-dump".

I mean I would only give a girl my wiener if I loved her.

I'm also 25 and still a virgin. I don't know if that ties into anything, or not.

Ever meet a girl who's hot but really annoying? Yeah... that's the allure.

[Dr Lancer-X]

zzo38, on Mar 7 2009, 04:13 AM, said:

I generally don't go out with anyone, except sometimes as a group. And I don't date someone. I like Akagi manga, I buy it at HALF MOON store, does that make me faggots? I don't think so.

i think reading akagi pretty much makes you a badass in a way no other manga could

it would be even better if you read it untranslated, but that's probably just wishful thinking

[CJA]

Probably one of the girls portrayed without any lines of dialogue (I like the silent ones). I'd be more interested in going out with all of them simultaneously, however.